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Gold Standard

by Sarah and Silas

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1.
Lockdown 03:02
She’s in isolation Government is paying She's sipping her shiraz from a cask Netflix / could be more exciting With / slightly better writing But it’s improving with every empty glass She's on... Lockdown Fifty weeks to go He’s in solitary It’s getting very scary The countless days he's gone without a shower Although the world’s gone crazy It still is quite amazing How many bags of chips he can devour He's on... Lockdown Fifty weeks to go Gardening, Knitting Taking up the banjo Sweeping the already swept floor Fooding, Boozing Our sanity, we're losing Losing it, a little bit more A little more We're in Lockdown Fifty weeks to go
2.
Have you been In Hotel Quarantine It's not a place that you want to be seen Gloves on the carpet Guards snoring loudly in the hall If you've seen inside Hotel Quarantine You've seen it all Hey, ho, Hotel Quarantine 14 days in here Makes me want to scream Hey, ho, Hotel Quarantine Hey ho, Hotel Quarantine It's not very clean, in Hotel Quarantine I made a dirty deal, if you know what I mean Asked a guard if she wanted to take me for a ride If she was keen In Hotel Quarantine I'd trade her for some iso days outside She threw off his/her belt and uniform Undies, gloves and PPE She broke every regulation With the unhygienic things she did with me I got upgraded to the penthouse I spent 6 hours outside every day But I think I mighta given him/her something Cause since that day, COVID's really got away, hey?
3.
I woke up this morning Had everything all planned I knew I had to tidy up, cause my mamma was due to land Time time time It’s chasing me Better get a movin movin movin on the count of 3 Time time time it’s chasing me better get a movin movin movin before it catches me I’ve got a mop and bucket And some disinfectant too. The phone keeps ringing Mamma's gonna be here soon. I'll sweep away my stress When I hide all the mess I'm not cleaning up today Bring a broom round mamma, Do you wanna get paid?
4.
We’re apocalypse-ready Fridge is stocked, pantry full of tins There’s only one thing missing That very soon may do us in We got matches, wood, Nigella Salt and pepper too But we’ll still end up starving If we can’t grow any food Growing food is hard Growing food is hard It hurts to see the deathly naked Dirt in our backyard We try and try But plants just die It’s tearing us apart Growing food is hard Growing food is hard We’re crying tears at Costa His garden show this week is on a farm 5th generation growers Chest hair and mighty rippling arms They grow herbs as tall as houses They pick veggies by the tonne We watch and learn, but still have no Idea how this is done At the nursery, when we come by The plants all whisper, point and hide Reputation follows us around We always do our very best But incompetence, and weeds and pests Grind our little plants into the ground credits
5.
H4 2B It's not a pencil It's the little cell we're in We're in quarantine In Howard Springs, NT Days end with crimson sunsets Birds call all around Police up here are so polite They practically apologise As they disperse the crowd In Howard Springs, Howard Springs NT We'll play music every night It's relatively free But you gotta keep on walking round Don't stop, or the cops will shut us down again It's a covid thing, you'll see In Howard Springs, NT 700 neighbours Jog up the stony path, some do stretches on the deck They're nice as nice can be In Howard Springs, NT Children draw in chalk on concrete Flowers and hopscotch Crossed out numbers counting down the days Someone's built a wall of juice boxes They come with every meal Of soggy veggies mashed in foil trays
6.
Finally, you and me, standing here It's been an unprecedented year Shut the door, draw the blinds so they can't see That you're not social distancing from me Let me take off your mask How long I've dreamed of kissing you Let me take off your mask Whatever you've got, I want it too My heart is beating so fast And now you're with me at last Let me take off your mask That Tuesday, you waved at me on Zoom I prayed one day we'd be in the same room Now both our summer jobs have fallen through But I know what we're supposed to do --- Generation covid That's what they'll call us I've been safe and sensible But you make me dangerous Fumbling at your straps Untying the knot Each breath is uncertain But I'm sure about you You're the only future I've got credits
7.
Stuck in this dusty hotel room Waiting for the gig The call just came through This call is big Everything is Cancelled Everything is Cancelled Everything is Cancelled No singing or dancing No flights back home This lockdown's got me I'm stuck here on my own Everything is Cancelled Everything is Cancelled Everything is Cancelled So Happy Birthday little man Blowing out candles through a screen I'm doing all that I can Your smile is the greatest smile that I've ever seen... Everything is Cancelled Everything is Cancelled Everything is Cancelled
8.
Gold standard Checking every place Was the removalist breathing on your pillowcase? Gold standard Found the body of his mum Now they're sealing off the house with the yellow tape We let it run At what cost Spraying down the tables Late, it's too late We have lost Wasn't meant to go like this Gold standard Didn't go the way we planned it Gold standard Didn't go the way we planned it to Gold standard Media hyenas With their masks, microphones and booby traps Gold standard Sleepless and composed But I'm making it up as I go Common sense Isn't common Confidence sneezes in your face, You do what it takes, free the horse and shut the gates I'm gonna start making Smarter mistakes
9.
On my way To Hobart, via Darwin Waiting at the top To get to the bottom Dad's not well Anyone who asks That's what I tell them It's short, polite, wrapped in cotton Waiting at the top To get to the bottom He has up days When the nicer drugs kick in Waiting at the top To get to the bottom Little pills of Endone, Deximethasone He's 21 till they wear off Then he's tired, sick and rotten Waiting at the top To get to the bottom Charming all the Burnie nurses Talking 'bout his 20 year plans But the doctor talks in weeks And I'm stuck at the top While he's headed for the bottom Some things are out of our hands Dad's a dreamer And he's filled my head with dreams Waiting at the top To get to the bottom He's filled canvasses with paint Cassette tapes with music Endless cryptic texts And in the op shop in the sky He'll never be forgotten Waiting at the top I'll be looking up to him From the bottom
10.
Have a merry COVID Christmas Santa Claus is masking up Scans for signs of the disease Throws kids back before they sneeze Have a merry COVID Christmas Run from carollers when they near Fa la las will knock you dead with their infectious droplet spread Let us toast With cheap champagne Our piggy bank is empty I lost my job, My cafe closed We both got swab-raped up the nose But I suppose we lived through 2020 Have a merry COVID Christmas Wash your hands and social distance At least it's not a glitchy video call, hallelujah I’m wishin for a fairly merry COVID Christmas to all

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'Gold Standard' is the pandemic album you need to keep smiling, singing & dancing through this time!

‘Gold Standard’ sounds like a cross between Mumford and Sons and The Corrs - if they were quarantining together at Australia's ‘gold standard’ holiday destination, Howard Springs. Get ready for a Pandemic hoedown stomp of our time.

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released February 4, 2022

Sarah Busuttil Palmer - Vocals, Violin
Silas Palmer - Vocals, Ukulele, Piano, Bass, Drums, Kitchen Sink

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Sarah & Silas Melbourne, Australia

Sarah & Silas

Festival sweethearts Sarah & Silas play world-folk music. Their love, skill and connection shine through exciting dualling fiddles and catchy original songs & tunes. As seen in The Royal High Jinx and The Bushwackers, don't miss their duo debut at a festival near you! ... more

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